SWINETV - FOOTBALL

We kick -off this month by paying homage to the greatest player to ever grace this planet (forget that poncy Pele - this fella is the real deal), Diego Maradona. Next up a stupid woman ref, making stupid decisions...... now there's a surprise! Then it's a slick one-two as we take a back heel in time and visit the NASL during the 70's/80's, when every Tommy Smith,Dick Advocaat and Harry Hood went state side to earn their corn. Filling in up front, we've got robots playing football then dogs playing football followed by robot dogs playing football. On the subs bench we've got Jimmy Greaves being sodomised by a horse. So grab you hot dog, ask the steward where your seat is and settle down to an extravaganza of this funny old game we call soccer.

SWINECCTV

This month swintv pokes it's camera lens into the world of cctv and police surveillance. We will zoom in with clips from 1984, Police Camera Accident, Uk Street Brawls and Prison Riots. Featuring a Rogues gallery of misfits, like Joey Barton, Neil Sedaka , Paul Simon, Scouse Ghetto Birds, The Flashing Barman, Crazy Office Guy, The Drunken Burglar and various examples of police brutality from around the globe. All set to a soundtrack of, The Stones, Rockwell, Ice-T, Hard-Fi and Judas Priest....

'imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever'

COSMIC SWINE

Swine goes all cosmic scally on yo ass with mind expanding clips from carl sagan, floyd, space 1999, billy preston, BBC bigwigs in the space race, The Man Who Fell To Earth, Bowie In Space, Nine Inch Nails, Button Moon, Mothership Unconnected! Far Out maaan! Faaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr Ooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuut!

SWINETV -IBIZA

Swine TV gets you in the mood for the Nu Balearic Dawn with its White Isle 'Yebisa' Special featuring a laid-back Iberian mix from Vangelis, Sky, Eduardo Niebla, Ojos de Brujo, Jose Padilla, that didgeridoo fellar at the hippy market and er, Kevin n' Perry. Not a shot of DC10 or Jade Jagger in sight!

SWINETV - FOOTBALL Pt1

From Puskas to Platini with a hell of a lot more inbetween, including; Ron Manager, Italy World Cup Winners 82, Kalani, Subbuteo, Sportsnight, Cruyff, Van Basten,